40+ Funny Happy new year wishes 2024

New year 2023 is just about to ring the doorbell. We all are trying to add as much laughter and humor to our upcoming new year.

Why not start it with some of the best yet funny happy new year wishes and messages.

To celebrate, we’ve compiled a list of funny happy new year wishes and messages. We hope you enjoy these funny New Year’s messages!

Funny Happy new year wishes 2023

Spend New Year’s Eve recklessly; you’ll have 365 more days in 2023 to make up for it.

All the best for the New Year! Today is the day before a diet, so let us eat, drink, and be happy!

Most people give up on their resolutions by the following year.

I hope your problems stick around as long as my resolutions do this year! All the best for the New Year!

Let me wish you a happy new year before I go out and get so drunk that I dance at the bar, forget my phone, strip down to nothing, and get arrested.

I can hardly wait until the new year begins. Since I am already perfect, I don’t need to make any New Year’s resolutions.

Forget your worries, have a few beers and kiss your sorrows goodbye because it’s a brand new year!

I hope this new year brings you nothing but success and happiness! You should update your schedule immediately.

Don’t bother me with questions about my plans for the New Year; I have yet to start on any of my past resolutions. Stay safe and happy as the new year begins!

I can’t wait to watch you waste another year of your lives. Wishing you all the best in the New Year of 2023!

This New Year’s greeting comes from someone who thinks you’re cute, handsome, smart, and always makes you smile.

All the best for the New Year! Warning: the experience will be identical.

Love you in the new year. We can have a fantastic year together if you agree with everything I say for the next year.

I was going to resolve to kick my vices in the new year, but then I realized that no one likes a quitter.

One can compare the New Year to a button that resets everything. It’s tempting to imagine that a simple touch of a button can make everything okay again, but in reality, your life is far too messy for a simple reboot.

Please know how much I value your friendship. I hope you remember me when we see each other again in a year. Sending best wishes your way as the new year begins.

I wish you a pleasant and prosperous New Year! Until next year then!

All the best for the New Year! Make a promise to yourself this New Year, and then forget about it completely.

Sending you the warmest wishes as the new year begins. I hope that 4K is your New Year’s resolution this year.

I sincerely apologize for every annoying thing I did this last year. My New Year’s wish is that you’ll give me another shot at it.

A new year doesn’t bring new opportunities. This time of year arrives to tell you that another year has passed, and you’re still the same doltish idiot who believes in his power to change.

I hope the coming year brings you a lot of money so you can afford to shower me with lavish presents. Greetings, and best wishes for the next year!

I hope your New Year resolves to return to your former routine. Retain the splendor of the previous year in a New Year’s gift box.

The same stresses and anxieties await us in the new year. Fasten your seat belts, drink a few more, and settle in for the night. We wish you the best in the next year.

Assume that your parents had a good start to the new year if you were born in September.

I hope the New Year brings you genuine transformation and not just a repackaging of your current routine. In any case, best wishes for the coming year.

I hope that you can pay your debts and follow your aspirations. Happy New Year, sweetheart!

I hope the last year of heartache and hardship has made you stronger than ever, but if it hasn’t, I wish you another year of tears and suffering. The world needs a stronger you, and I want that for you. Greetings, and best wishes for the next year!

I hope you have a wonderful New Year, but please remember that your husband has not changed.

You should try to gain 30 pounds instead of dropping 20 this year. All the best to you in the coming year!

Greetings, and best wishes for the next year! What if New Year’s delivered wealth and celebrity instead of joy and serenity?

I pray that the New Year brings you more heartache, sadness, and suffering than the last. Don’t misunderstand me. Just know that one of my goals is for you to become a more resilient person.

You are living the same routine now that a new year has begun. Why should we throw a party?

New Year’s Eve is just another dull page in a dull book. You turn the page expecting something new and exciting to happen, but it’s always the same thing. Greetings, and best wishes for the next year!

Also read; Best motivational happy new year quotes for students

Each passing year just serves to emphasize how fleeting life truly is. Greetings, and best wishes for the next year! You’ve just said goodbye to yet another year of your brief existence.

Everyone from Tom Cruise to Aishwarya Rai to Jennifer Lopez to Amitabh Bachchan to myself. The night sky is united in wishing you a joyous New Year’s celebration.

You’ll be a year older, but no wiser, come the New Year. Alas!

I apologize if I offended you in any way. I pray that you’ll give me another chance in the coming year to prove myself. All the best for the New Year!

When the pizzas arrive five minutes before midnight on New Year’s Eve, I’m going to lie and say I ordered them a whole year ago.

I hope you have the energy to wish all of your countless Facebook friends a happy new year as the clock strikes midnight.

Accept your body as it is this New Year; after all, round is a shape in geometry.

This is the one item that may truly make you happy on all levels! You can do it in the vehicle, in the living room, or even in bed! Prayer is what we’re talking about here. Thanks be to God for your sinful thoughts. Greetings, and best wishes for the next year!

I know that tears and suffering make us stronger, therefore I wish you more of both. If you want to improve upon your strength from the previous year, this is the year to do it. All the best for the New Year!

Prev post: 38 Best New year motivational Quotes for StudentsNext post: 75+ Happy New Year Wishes to Everyone in 2024

Related posts

Leave a Reply